Sunday, March 12

Bush' Domestic Policy adviser charged with thefts

US President George W Bush's former political adviser has been charged with stealing more than $5,000 from department stores.

Claude Allen, domestic policy adviser to President "G'Dub'Yah" Bush, resigned abruptly. He has denied at least 25 thefts from Target and Hecht's stores.

This is Bush's advisory on domestic policy folks!
Apparently Bush's efforts to ballance the budget...
and show "fiscal responsibility",
have effected even the cabinet itself.

"When I heard the story last night, I was shocked, and my first reaction was one of disappointment, deep disappointment" Mr Bush said on Saturday.

Do you suppose he was thinking,
"how petty, a mere five grand, ha ha!"

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